Lifehack #3: Desert Travel

People like to whine about how tough it is to get around in the desert. But those bozos just haven’t learned the simple secret. Buckle up, kiddos: ya just gotta hop.

See that fellow on the magnificent crest of desert sweetness? He’s not mopey. He’s not in any kind of trouble, even if you left him there in the moisture-forsaken Saharah. See why? Cause he knows how to hop.

So kids, next time you’re in the desert and aren’t sure how to get from point A to point B, take my word for it: hop.

Boom.

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